What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

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Still no good

Loons and Moons

Then came..

Why cant I sleep on my side after getting my covid vaccine? I just got the shot and I’ve been overstimulated from not being able to sleep, my arm is very sore and it hurts so much to move and I just want to sleep but it hurts if I lay on either side

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

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Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

How do I become mentally strong?

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics