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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:15

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
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Still no good
Loons and Moons
Then came..
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So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
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Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
How do I become mentally strong?
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics